Alasdair Beckett-King has announced his new tour ‘King Of Crumbs’

In King Of Crumbs, ABK blends his smart writing with his offbeat comic sensibility. Times are hard for a medieval whimsy pedlar. The milk of human kindness has curdled into the cheese of mistrust – hungrily devoured on the crackers of hatred. Which is bad news for everyone, especially the vegans.

With his distinctive comic voice, Alasdair is the only comedian darling enough to ask the real questions: Who watches the watchmen? Who milks the milkmen? How come ducks quack at the speed they walk?

“An absolute treasure trove” ★★★★★ Chortle

“A bold and fresh comedy voice” ★★★★★ The Stage

‘King of Crumbs’ starts in February 2026 and tickets are availble here